Hey, you there. Yes, you. Do you have a highest lvl ship waiting solo in your main fleet while you're afk reading this? If no, you should be punished!
Stats after the winter 2016 event:
KC nick: D.E.D.
HQ level: 108
Waifus: 1 (Nagato)
Ships I currently don't have: Kazagumo, Okinami
Medals of autism: 5
Shipgirls sunk: 0
When afk: Nagato 153+ solo