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  • I live in Flipland
  • My occupation is POTATO LORD
  • I am A Falukorv
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waifu.

A Few WordsEdit

Code SnippetsEdit

Free Verse (maybe?) in PerlEdit

use strict;
use warnings;
use feature qw(say);
 
$_ = <<"END";
I don't like you, Kaga; no, really, I don't.
I can't stand it whenever I have to set you as secretary ship
And have you loiter around in my office.
I can't stand seeing your face in any sortie I go.
Your voice when you dish out pain to those Abyssals is annoying.
 
But—damn it!—why must it be
That your stats and ability would be so heavenly
It's like marrying a rich girl for the money
It's not love, just out of necessity.
 
So I must let your undesirable character slip
And treat you as a valuable ship.
Be glad, Kaga, that you are so useful
Else it's the scrapyard, or modernization food.
END
 
s/\x4B\x61\x67\x61/\x41\x62\x75\x6B\x75\x6D\x61/g; 
say $_;
<>;

(view results here. This is purely for entertainment, no dislike towards the fans. :3)

>opinionsEdit

function opinions(item) {
    var isGoodMood = Math.random() > 0.85;
    if (typeof(item.name) != "string") {
        throw new TypeError("I have no opinions about that");
    } else if ((["Kongou","Hibiki","Inazuma","Shimakaze","Kaga"].indexOf(item.name) >= 0) && !isGoodMood) {
        throw new OverratedException(item.name + " is an overrated character");
    } else if (["Fubuki","Houshou","Akatsuki","Ikazuchi"].indexOf(item.name) >= 0) {
        console.log(item.name + " a good, " + item.name + " a very good");
    } else {
        console.warn(item.name + " is just fine");
    }
}
 
function OverratedException(e) {
    this.message = e;
    this.name = "OverratedException";
}

The Collection of PlaquesEdit

NPC Compass1a NPC compass2a
“Our lords, and our eternal mistresses
There is no god but RNG-sama and the Compass-chans are her prophets”
NPC compass3a NPC compass4a
Catdive-emoticon
“Perfection in this game needs too much knowledge at the start to be effective
“Or rather, you can't reach perfection as [RNG-sama] can f[**]k up as much as it wants”

Emote kisaragi
KanColle teaches that weddings are expensive,
“but you can grind whoever you want even without marrying them.”

Catdive-emoticon
“when everything is going your way, Tanaka presses the 'F[**]k You' button
“and verily, thou shalt be f[**]ked.”

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