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Stymphalian ID.27

aka Dummy McBirdy :3

  • I live in a nest :3
  • I was born on January 14
  • My occupation is Worms Hunter :3
  • I am a bird :3
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  • TyA
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  • I am the admiral of my base

    Bauxite is my body and salt is in my blood

    I have constructed over a thousand ship girls

    Unknown to Yamato

    Nor known to Musashi

    Have withstood pain to do many LSC

    Yet those hands shall never hold Teruzuki

    So, as I pray, Unlimited Salt Works

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  • You was kidnapped by a group of men driving in a black vans, presumably well trained. Your eyes was covered and your ears tortured by Justin Bieber's songs. But thanks to your trained sense, you can feel how fast this car go and how it turn: from the starting point, you go at around 60 km/h for 2 JB's Baby loops then you turn 90° left, 75km/h for 1.5 JB's Baby loops, turn 90° right, 70 km/h for 3 JB's Baby loops before you stop. How far did you travel and why the hell did your kidnappers keep playing that damn song over and over again?

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    • Assuming there is no speed reduction when the car is turning and the average Justin Bieber's Baby is about 3.5 minutes(0.05833h).

      The total distance travelled = ((0.05833x2)h x(60km/h))+((0.05833x1.5)h x(75km/h))+((0.05833x3)h x(70km/h)) = 25.811025 km

      Basically you travelled about 26km for no reason. I'm suspecting that the black van is part of a terrorist act, Most likely they are trying to transport you to another place at night and ransom you for a high price by the time you wake up infront of a camera.

      You are Stymphalian ID.27 and you're messaging yourself a question. You have no idea how the hell did you managed to do that. The real question you wanna ask yourself is why did you ask this stoopid question at the first place? 

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  • A long time ago, in a naval base far, far away....

    It is a period of naval war. Humanoid warships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Abbysal Fleets.

    During the battle, shipgirls submarines managed to steal the secret plans to the Abyssal's ultimate weapon, the ANTI-AIR Princess, an armored destroyer with enough power to destroy any planes.

    Thus, Admiral Stymphalian races to her base, gather her shipgirls, commence an operation that can save her people and restore freedom to the sea....

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  • RNG is trolling me in a funny way, 4 times I send my girls (4 FBB 2 CV) to 2-5, all 4 times it happened the very same way:

    + First node, the 2nd and 5th ship in enemy fleet got hit by bombers, 2nd one sink while the 5th one took 15 damages. Haruna finish the 5th one on the first shot woth exactly 152 damages, Kirishima ger scratch damage, 7 HP loss, the battle finish with an S rank, Haruna MVP, drop: Suzukaze.

    +Second node: bombers hit no *beep*, Haruna first shot (again) to the 5th ship and killed it with 1 hundred fifty wait for it two damages, Hiryuu get shoot at and take 45 damages, then all the abyssal target her for the rest of the fight, she dodge all of them, Chi-class some how survive all the shelling and throw a torpedo at Kirishima, instantly bring Kirishima's HP down to 5, MVP: Kongou, drop: Kuma.

    After 4 consecutive times, I acidently send my fleet to 1-5, and the troll sub shoot Kirishima down, to freaking 5 HP.

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  • English wikia chat are down for me and a few other. The Vietnamese has banned me (pernamently). Today was a good day.

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  • Three Rings for the Carriers under the sky

    Seven Rings for the Battleships lord in their hall of guns

    Nine for Naka-chan doomed to be disassemble

    One for the Teitoku on his dark throne

    On the Edge of Sea where the Kanmutsu lie

    One Ring to marry them all, One Ring to find then,

    One Ring to bring then all, and in the darkness, **** then

    On the Edge of Sea where the Kanmutsu lie

    :3

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  • RNGesus who art on the sea :3

    Holo be thy drops :3

    Thy Random Distribution come :3

    Thy Crits be done :3

    In Events at it is in Normal Maps :3

    Give us this day our daily S-ranks :3

    and forgive us our lvl 1 ships in first 2 slot in pvp :3

    as we forgive those who give lvl 1 ship in first 2 slot in pvp onto us :3

    and lead us not into the enemy's Crits :3

    but Miss us from our Taiha :3

    For thine is the Sweet drops, the Crits and the Evades :3

    With pure skill :3

    GGWP :3

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  • Today, May 15, Isuzu Kai Ni, level 81, ID 27, died in mission E-6, last dance.

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  • Hi, welcome to KanColle Wiki! Thanks for your edit to the World 2: 南西諸島海域 page.

    Please leave me a message if I can help with anything!

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