Talk:Summer 2016 Event/@comment-25685875-20160818173416/@comment-89.181.134.126-20160818174541

Two pairs of butt cheeks, as hard as adamantium, ready to smash your "torpedo".

Not enough? How about a Gandalf before those butt cheeks, going all "THOU SHALT NOT PASS" on your ass?

Still not convinced? Fine, how about a couple of aimbot h4x0r sneeki breeki submarines, right on the first node?

Not yet? Then go on ahead, sir, may the salt not give you a heart attack.