Talk:General Discussion/@comment-113.162.155.5-20140830132439/@comment-23.28.25.108-20140830182033

at some point, I do plan on marrying Z1. I imagine it something like this: queekKC I called Mama - she was so happy she cried - she wants you to have her wedding gown - it's white lace. Z1 Admiral - I can't get married in your mother's dress. She and I - we' not built the same way. queekKC We can have it altered. Z1 Oh, no you don't! Look, Admiral - I'm going to level with you. We can't get married at all. queekKC Why not? Z1 Well, to begin with, I'm not a natural blonde. queekKC It doesn't matter. Z1 And I can never have children. queekKC We'll adopt some. Z1 But you don't understand! (*rips off his uniform blouse*) I'm a shipboi! queekKC nobody's perfect. (with apologies to Billy Wilder)