Talk:Summer 2015 Event/@comment-26407881-20150818052934/@comment-26407881-20150818063706

Oh, believe me, I have done all the things everyone had said that would help (sparkling, using damecon as lucky charm, sacrificing a virgin, etc.) but RNG decided to be a bitch and wants my resources to burn

But as with every obligatory rant, miracles happened and I finally blasted that Takoyaki slut to smithereens. Wiki's comment section > RNGesus