Talk:Harbour Summer Princess/@comment-42.61.156.109-20160817083123

To my fellow countrymen who feel at least a bit guilty about abusing the personification of our island, let's look at it this way. The enemy has taken over our land, robbing us of lives, homes, insecure jobs (unnecessary enrichment classes if you're still schooling) and CPF (but then again that we don't really own our CPF money in the first place). They even have the cheek to raise a scanty-dressed, admittably alluring Abyssal Princess to stand guard, knowing that our CMI NSFs would stop in mid-charge, gasp, Mari Kita and then die pants down as she answers their rude behaviour with a good dose of carpet bombing. The only consolation we have is perhaps we can settle once and for all the question on how many of us here, FT or not, are really serious about dying for the country.

So this attack on the Harbor Summer Princess is actually you, TTK, fulfilling your patriotic obligations by reclaiming our island before she makes it to the Playboy cover page or the script of an enterprising adult video company. Rejoice, TTK! And make haste, so that we can all go back to catching Pokemon with our handphones.