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Buy her a drink. Talk with her. Get to know her. When both of you are comfortable, proceed to the act of coitus but with gentleness and calmness. Move your way through her slowly but surely. Take off her anchor first. Then, proceed to praise her with some drumming foreplay for a while. Finally, take the strike to her potato. It's usually bad to be the fastest man alive, but if you're lucky you will end it in 4 trusts. Sit back, enjoy the scenario. Then, receive a potato daughter as a prize. Make sure to take responsibility. Enjoy!