Talk:Iowa/@comment-25695665-20160516143017/@comment-25695665-20160516143752

And if you really, really can't stand the third voice line, just play it and read this dialogue in it's place:

Admiral:  Hey, Iowa! Let's play Dungeons and Dragons! Here, let's make some characters! I'll be DM.

Iowa:  Oh! Sounds goooooood!

-a short time later-

Admiral:  Hey, what'd you make? Oh? -pointing at her Elven character- Is this a Drow?

Iowa: *third voice line starts here*  This is not a Drow! I repeat, this is NOT a Drow! Admiral!!