Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-7401186-20160521093529/@comment-27330118-20170304153455

Oh boy, I have some rants to make for the last Event, and even for Fall 16. We love to rant about this game. Here we go for 2 rounds !

Fall 2016 Event Edition

1 - Black Wock Shooter (Wo Kai) EVERYWHERE !! She is Tanaka's private whore or what ?! It is THAT HARD to ask for a new CV or CVL regular enemy ? I don't mind a Na-class Aircraft Carrier as broken as Re-class... How many variants we will have in the end ? Probably more than the current number of Pokémon.

2 - E4 Hard + Protocatapult bait - Atrocious Transport Escort with both BWS (Hell free Taiha 80% of the time, even in Easy) AND angry Diva at the first boss node. THEN Trollsubs, Suicide Ru-Squad, Air Raids AND face an abyssal Combined fleet with a regular fleet on our own side, because 6-5 is too Easy for the Devs ? And this time the Protocatapult is HARD ONLY ?!

3 - WTF Debuff - Does anyone really did the Debuff for Dark Vador / Vichy-tan / Seaplane Tender Water Hime ? Can't it be MORE COMPLICATE than that ?

4 - Ancient DD Hime in E3's abyssal Escort fleet - I only leave this here, it spoke too well.

5 - Pola's droprate - I finally managed to kick the old granny loli's ass, get a S / Perfect S rank on the boss node and you're telling me than I will have 0% to get Pola ?! Why she drop only in A-Rank ?!

6 - Nagato's droprate - On the other hand, the fuck is wrong with Nagato's droprate ?! Ok, it's Crossroad and she has a bonus against the boss fleet, but she is so common even in the preboss nodes ? Sakawa was more decent. Prinz is still non-existant, but AT LEAST she drops on S-Rank and not only on A-Rank like the italian drunkard.

7 - Thoses damn specifics quests after the Event - They ask for a LOT of specifics ressources, equipments AND even shipgirls, right after an Event. Can we please stockpile again Devs ?

8 - #StopBullySSHime !! Give this poor girl a break damnit ! She's gets rekted more times than ours subs are doing Orel Cruise !

9 - #UmikazeStillGetNoLove - My own usual rant about a shipgirl drawn by an artist who can bring so many beautifuls seasonals CG for all his other girls

10 - Suddenly JETS Motherfuckers !! This one is pretty hilarious to think about =D :

During the Post-Event Maintenance, 15 minutes until the servers open again

Tanaka : OK guys, we baited the players with the E4 Hard, sudden announcement of Saratoga K2 and so on, we farmed a lot of delicious salt. What can we do now ?

Staff member : Let's see... Wait, didn't we forgot to put Shinano in the game again ?

Tanaka : Pff, they are STILL thinking about her ?

Staff member : We announced the Matsu-class DD, didn't we ?

Tanaka : We brought them Kamikaze-class instead, they should be happy !

Staff member : Boss, why did we made a Vita version of our game again ?

Tanaka : WE. DIDN'T. MADE. ANYTHING. OK ?!

Staff member : How about some Kai ni for unused Destroyers ?

Tanaka : Not until we have done all Asashio-class of course. Don't forget to troll the players by removing Arare's hat when it will be her turn. Oh, and put Michishio at the last place of the list.

Staff member : But boss, we can't be that mean with the players...

Tanaka : Let me see the lists... Hmm... Oh crap, we totally forgot about the Jets !

Staff member : Wait, we did give them some Ne-class Engine earlier in the year right ?

Tanaka : Bring those jets in and so we can says that we kept our promise to give them Jets in 2016.

Staff member : it wasn't in our planning at all for now.

Tanaka : Who cares ?!

Winter Event 2017 Edition (For this Event, I guess I was very unlucky)

1 - Super useless map transformation. I understand why the Devs want to put a little more "story" in the news maps, but what's the point of hiding stuff in E1, removing nodes and adding some news only for the Last Kill ?

2 - #STOPFUCKINGBULLYSSHIME !! SO ! Not only you put SS Hime AGAIN in the first map, but this time she's not in a boss node AND to add the ultimate salt in the wound, YOU HAVE TOTALLY REDUCED HER TO ABSOLUTE SILENCE ! She can't even cry when she's being rekt again and again !

3 - Shitty Farm #1 OH YEAH ! Put thoses rares and useful drops in E1, because there is no fucking boss node, so we can expect a lot of no-drops ! Almost 50% of the time in my case. Add Ri Flagship trolls and Head-On engagement to give more salt.

4 - Head-on engagement - Why did I only get this or the Red T at E1I ?! The rarest drop I got on this map is 2 Mizuho (1 was found in node B). I never saw any of the "rares" submarines (MaruYu, Shioi, Nimu or Yuu). Maybe it's the easiest Event map of all times, but it's fucking hard to farm correctly !

5 - Backward and forward - I have thought about that before the Event and I thought it would be "fun" to go back in a node we already visited... Expect that IT'S NOT FUN when we go back in a super Hard node with strong enemies that we killed before, and who return like they weren't hurt at all.

6 - E3 TP Bar [http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Zel-melon/Failure_of_Winter_2017_Event._How_one_Tweet_changes_everything. Someone can talk better than me about that]

7 - Oopsie teehee <3 - Oooh, you didn't get A-Rank or S-Rank at the Diva node ? Too bad, you just wasted a Saiun, a lot of resources and development materials for nothing. Try Again <3

8 - Shitty Farm #2 OH YEAH ! Spent 200 runs and countless amount of resources in order to get a second Teruzuki in E3J and L... I didn't found her. Same can apply for I-13 at the boss node for some players (I got mine in the 3rd attempt, 2nd A-Rank in Easy, but...)

9 - #KujouWhyYouDon'tLoveUmikaze?

10 - Achievement cancelled ! I wanted to keep a disassembled Saiun as a trophy because I didn't found neither Teruzuki or U-511 in this Event. But Devs removed it during the maintenance :/. They stole it from the hands of my I-14 !

For me : Summer 15 > Winter 16 > Fall 16 > Spring 16 > Fall 15 > Summer 16 >> Winter 17

I really hope Spring 17 will be better.