Talk:Winter 2018 Event/@comment-174.109.56.139-20180315072003

I know it's purely silly superstition, but here goes:

Iowa, I'm spending precious time and resources attempting to find you instead of the Britboats on E-4. I know the drop rate is low, but if I didn't believe you'll show, I wouldn't be trying. I will grill the burgers myself over charcoal if you stop in for a visit, and won't stop until you're full, so come home, please?