Talk:Spring 2017 Event/@comment-26717891-20170424161220

Prepare the sacred oils, to asperge your machines. Repeat the prayers for ignition, three times three, to appease the machine spirits. Then, invoke the rites of deliverance from the illnesses of the wi-fi.

From the salt of the event, Emperor deliver us...

From the Himes and the Wo's, Emperor deliver us...

From the Taiha and the Catbombs, Emperor deliver us...

From the Lag and the Crashes, Emperor deliver us...

And then, only then, you will be allowed to press the most holy button "Sortie"

-Extracted form the passages of the holy Machine Cult "Teachings on the use of the most holy KC"-