Talk:Fall 2016 Event/@comment-108.88.197.98-20161110183357/@comment-108.88.197.98-20161110190013

We're gonna make Kancolle Great Again, folks, believe me. It's a great game, the best game, but the RNG is rigged and everyone knows it. It's true, folks, it's all true. The RNG is rigged. We're gonna get rid of it, day one, I'll get rid of it, nobody else will. I own lots of property in the Pacific - great properties, tremendous place the Pacific, great people, huge potential, but the RNG is rigged and we're gonna tear it down.

We're gonna replace that rigged compass with a system that branches your fleet where it needs to go, not some place like a dead end or Re node. All those pre-boss nodes that cripple your fleet, it's not fair, folks, it's not fair, it's not right, it's terrible, a terrible thing. So terrible. And the media wants you to think I-8 is a war criminal! So corrupt. I tell you folks, if I saw a bunch of Dutchmen in the ocean I wouldn't trust them either - can't trust those guys. All obsessed with the color orange - disgusting, so much. Can't trust em, folks, it's true. The RNG is rigged and we're gonna tear it down and recode it - it's gonna be great, be really great, believe me, you know it's true. Day one, gonna recode the whole thing.

You're not gonna believe how great it'll be, tremendous, a tremendous, great thing, it's gonna be a great thing, you better believe it folks. I've got some great Hotels, amazing Hotels, in the Pacific, and it's disgusting how they can get taiha-ed in a single hit. We're gonna fix that, folks, gonna clean out all the rigged results. All of them, believe me, it's true. Gonna make Hotels, make Kancolle Great Again, folks, with your help it's gonna happen. Nobody but me is gonna do it, the RNG is corrupt. It's gonna be huge, a huge thing, you're gonna get sick of it, the winning, the MVPs, you'll get sick of it it's gonna be so great. I'll get rid of that RNG day one, folks, you're not gonna regret it. A tremendous thing, it's gotta go,  I'll get rid of it day one, I promise you that, believe me.