Talk:Spring 2018 Mini-Event/@comment-3502824-20180607012012/@comment-2132878-20180607074619

KDKW head office, throne room, yesterday.

"Hey serf. Serf! That one, over there!"

"You called me, lord?"

"The pitchforks under my windows are too loud! The hell do they want now?!"

"They... they don't like the food event drop rates, lord..."

"Eeergh, fine! Tweet we are giving them a final drop boost."

"My lord... but you already gave them the final drop boost! And, won't increasing the drop rates that much destabilize the ritual-"

"DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT INCREASING THE DROP RATES, SERF?"

"No, lord... My apologies, lord..."