Talk:Shiratsuyu/@comment-26466466-20150822024950/@comment-26461371-20150903131915

following is a really a long-shot, delusional idea I cooked up in my brain just now:

Although most of the other DD nameships already got their respective second remodels, the devs will play on Shiratsuyu constantly saying "NUMBER ONE!!!!!11" and will bully her for an incredibly long time, giving away all DD Kai Ni opportunities to everyone else, until at last the devs though they'd finish up the game already and give her her long-awaited Kai Ni. Here there are (obviously) two possibilities:
 * 1) That it will be ridiculously kick-ass, on par, if not surpassing, Poi, and we'll be all grinning and everybody will be hunting her all over World 1.
 * 2) That it will be a massive disappointment, and the devs will be grinning and Shiratsuyu will sport glistening dew on her cheeks. Poor Shiratsuyu.