Talk:Summer 2019 Event/@comment-38821259-20190914165805

Oh, an event. Almost forgot about it. Now let's see, where's my Cancer Checkbox at...

200+ armour bosses? Check.

At least two PT imps in boss escorts? Check.

Pre-boss BB walls? Two Dysons, so check it is.

At least one map with 5+ phases for no good reason whatsoever? Sure thing, check.

Over half the new ships are trophy paperweights? Yup, check. Gotta need more ASW.

Four bosses crammed in one boss node? You got it, check. Jacked up numbers = difficulty.

Perfect LB Defence to unlock said node? Negative. Huh?

Hmm, what else... Ah yes, unavoidable boss sub nodes. Check, knew something was missing there.



Know what? Bye botes. You're just not worth it at this point. You used to be fun, and now you ain't. No, there won't be any dramatic ship sinkings and/or elaborate spiels about how dead and stagnant this game has become. Rejoice, for necrodesu is off to haunt someplace else. You can save the farewells.

Best regards to Thundercunt. You can come back now.

Bye Zel. Have a good one.

Also, for the love of fuck please don't ban me for sockpuppeting, that's just retarded. Intimidating behavior was fine.