Talk:Fall 2017 Event/@comment-25695665-20171129135615

Posting this because I want to. I'm hoping others post their lol E4 is so fun lol -crying- stories.

I sparkle all my ships for first boss kill phase in E4 medium (was doing hard, but oh jeez screw it I don't have the time for that). I send out boss expedition and node expedition. I send all my LBAS to boss. Crit out on the first sub node using the new vanguard. Whaaaat? Okay, uh, send Michishio back to base, go to next node, next node, get past air nodes, first surface battle. . . Crit out I-13, but no big deal I have damage control on her and. . . oh. Asagumo crit out. Okay. Go back to base.

Refuel and rearm. Check sparkles. Go back out. Basically the same, two crits in one node. Can't send them both home. Check sparkles. Gone. Check support expeditions. Well, that's 1k ammo spent for nothing. You know what? Screw it. I'm sending on LBAS to the only day battle node, and I'm not even sending support expeditions. Whatever. If I reach the boss and do 20 damage, fine. Fuck it.

Reach boss. But, I have to send Fusou home doing it. Used a damage control on I-13, and she magically healed to full hp, then got immediately critted back down to 1 hp right after. Uh, okay I guess. Go home. So, I'm at boss minus my bait and minus a big gun. Again, whatever. If I do 20 damage to the boss, great, but okay boss, I'm already bending over for you.

Completely wreck escorting fleet at night, leaving one battleship. Battleship takes a 350 damage bomb to the face during first LBAS strike. Second does 12 damage to boss. Okay! Yamashiro, go get. . . miss? Well, that's over and done with, the DDs won't do- whoa, each one hit for 120 damage? In day battle? I got the boss down to 150 hp?

. . . The time I don't sortie, I succeed. The time I sortie, I fail.