User blog comment:Kevadu/KanColle and Cards Against Humanity/@comment-1820055-20150125135951

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 * using Rensouhou-chan's turrets
 * is pyoning aroudn with Uzuki
 * accidentally scrapped Isokaze
 * by breaking the keyboard into two and hammering the mouse onto the desk
 * transferred to ShiroHime
 * with a single bomb to the face
 * Akagi's chopsticks
 * RJ's runway
 * pre-order
 * Ganbarimasu
 * polygamy
 * bought 50k DMM points
 * got ship-locked