Talk:World 5/@comment-175.156.156.187-20140802053448

Finally, after 4 long and ardous months stuck at the wretched whorehouse known as 5-3, the deed is done. Earlier today, attempted 7 ruinous raids in a row, each gut-wrenching attempt ended on the back of a lucky cut-in en route or from the dull thudding rape of my 5 destroyer fleet by double-penetrating artillery spotting flagship ta-class(es). It turned out that eight was the lucky number to behold, as bearing down upon the final node, I once again stared down the 2 ta-class. Miraculously, even though the support expedition did basically nothing, Golden Tarts and Stripper Whore Princess only managed to take down Ninjintsuu who had already completed her mission of assassinating the Golden Yoyo. Day battle went to night, and it was 5 of their Debauched Harlots versus 5 of my night stalkers. In spite of all the overwhelming odds, the RNGeesus prevailed with a one lucky double attack from ShigureK2 that groin-kicked Wa Wench back into the whorehouse that spawned her, slapping the streetwalkers out of business. Each and every member of the anti-vice squad deserved a medal.