Talk:Winter 2017 Event/@comment-4981281-20170215154510/@comment-26448428-20170215165723

I HAVE ONCE MET TANAKA ON SOME FAMOUS PERSON'S FUNERAL. I COME UP TO HIM AND SAY "OI TANAKA YOU OLD BASTARD". AND HE ONLY RESPONDS "HI" AND TURNS AWAY. I'VE SMACKED HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND SAID "LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKER OR I WON'T GIVE YOU CASH FOR NEW DAKIMAKURAS". HE GRUMBLED FOR A BIT, MUMBLED SOMETHING TO HIMSELF BUT FINALLY SAID "ALLRIGHT, I'M LISTENING TO YOU CAREFULLY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?". "WHY DO YOU SELL URANIUM TO ABYSSALS"?, HE ONLY ANSWERED: "YOU FUCKER" AND SLAPPED ME WITH A PT IMP PACK STICKER ON THE FORHEAD AND RAN AWAY TO THE WOODS.