Board Thread:Event Community Discussion/@comment-28069733-20170521154728/@comment-25730832-20180304202055

Let me take this chance to tell you guys a story. Once, there's was a sophisticated discussion about the definition of 'perfect ship waifu' between a group of friends: Dave, Dominique, Davinci, and Dong.

Dave is into Haruna while Dominique is into exotic Iowa. Davinci has quite a weird taste in potato. The discussion was heating up but Dong kept quiet, not sure what to add to the discussion as his waifu is shit. Eventually, the discussion stopped, and those friends went their separate way.

Half a century later, Dong died due to erectile dysfunction and a funeral was held. The three friends gathered to mourn the loss of their friend. After the grave was dug, the coffin was lowered, and the three friends are about to part ways...suddenly, Dong necro-dong up from the grave and scream:

"YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT! TSUSHIMA IS THE BEST!"

The three friends decided to give Dong to the police and pretend they never know him. From then on, Dong is exhibited in a jail cell that is about to be locked forever by Officer Zlon.