Talk:Spring 2016 Event/@comment-232062-20160517154332/@comment-3131745-20160517170835

I find sparkling to be a waste of time and resources, so I never purposedly do it.

Look at the bright side: you saved Harukaze!

If you absolutely need the epeen, you have no other choice than to bend over, apply plenty of lube, grit your teeth and pray that Mandingo doesn't show up behind you. They say that it's not gay if balls do not touch ...

If you absolutely need Iowa in your base, go scrub mode and get it over with, like the rest of us.

All we can do for you is cheer, gently pat you on the back and hope that it will ease your pain. This is a journey that only you and your girls can make, for better or for worse.