User blog:Tadano Hitoshi/Ragtag Hustle KanColle Edition - Spring 2017 Event Edition - A Frosty End to Spring

=Ragtag Hustle KanColle Edition - Spring 2017 Event Edition - A Frosty End to Spring=

''Hibi--Verniy reporting. After two seasons of operations the Commander decided to open up event reports for us to write again (the last being his wi--Haruna writing the operation logs), citing his ever growing list of errands outside the naval base as the reason he missed reporting about the two last major operations we have been in. ... Somehow for this time around I got the task of doing it. Well by the time I wrote this we were mostly done with our portion of the operations and are training the two new intakes from this operation - Taiyou and Okt--now that reminds me, she must've been the reason I got the task. Despite not participating the party for the final battle when I should have though.''

''After a relatively painless encounter with the Submarine Princess (it seems the Abyssals love sending her to our slaughterhouses every season) the second operation area is making the Commander crack quite a bit... actually, scratch that. It seems even with the minor setback it is actually getting in the Commander's way for pressing matters outside the naval base that his next orders were...''

Admiral: "Ladies, for now, let us finish the cleanup a little bit faster this time. I have urgent matters that need my attention outside the base. That also goes without saying that I will be away from the base for quite sometime again for these matters. I am sorry, therefore after this let us resume with activities on our normal days regardless whether I am inside the base... or not."

''From what I see some shipgirls are certainly unhappy with his continued need to be absent from the naval base, especially Haruna. Some others I shall not name has been... discreetly going into places for some, uh, "self-administered relief." I guess they got quite the exposure to human libido all thanks to lingering thoughts that make up their shipgirl spirits... anyway, now is not the time to dwell on that, time to move on to the rest of the operation.''

Fleet, Assemble! To the Hitokappu Bay Anchorage
''Hello, it's me again, your ever so unreliable narrator for the operation logs for this season, Hibi-- I mean, Beppu. ... Just kidding, Verniy speaking. ... Did I manage to make it funny? Sorry if it wasn't.''

''Anyway, come the second operation - landing at Hitokappu - was annoying as ever. That damn Heavy Cruiser Princess just plain refused to be sent back to the Davy Jones' locker. This irritated the Commander enough that he refused to follow the front lines anymore after we finally finished that Princess off... and it was almost sunrise when we finished and he was grumbling about needing to run outdoor errands for a day straight afterwards, and decided that we do nothing but clean-up from that point onwards.''

''After the chaotic mission that was Hitokappu, though, the cleanup missions ended up feeling a bit too trivial the Commander soon regretted not going after the enemy Abyssals that were slightly weakened after the forward lines that broke through, instead opting to wait before telling us to unleash the full brunt of our heavy hitters on the stragglers. I think rather than joining this operation he needs some catharsis-based therapy like punching bags with the enemy Princesses' image on them. He may have that deadpan face as his default expression but he is rather expressive - while still being deadpan. I wonder why some bigger shipgirls find that adorable, though.''

Fleet, Head out! Reinforce the Northern Defense Line!
''The third operation in our itinerary, this operation actually had us accomplishing three phases into this: transport missions, transport missions while knocking some enemy escort fleets around, and beating the main enemy fleet guarding this area up. Needless to say, the Commander is least impressed with what the General Headquarters is telling us shipgirls and fleet commanders on what to do.''

Not wanting to waste anymore time on it the Commander had one simple instruction:

Admiral: "Since we have intel on the enemy's armor and how to break it let's get it done before they can even get to know our names and by the time we meet them we are going to make them enjoy some brutal knocks to their heads without knowing why."

'''Commander, that is a very Inazuma-like face you are making there... or rather I should say, "Plasma."''

To cut it short, we indeed did not hold back any punches and before we realize it, Kirishima-san and Hiei-san had made a very quick work of the already weakened enemy flagship, pulverizing her before the sun can even make it to the top of our heads.

Interception! Protect of the Warrior Spirit
''Fourth operation in the itinerary. The Commander is not going to deal with taking his time for this one either. We choose to travel via the Western route and to our surprise the enemy flagship, the Northernmost Landing Princess were pretty manageable by our fleet more than we could against the enemies getting in our way towards her. Probably thanks to our AA defense Queen doing her good work our slaughtering elimination of the enemy fleet was pretty smooth.''

[ E-5 write-up to continue after I get some good sleep... ]