User blog:Zel-melon/Dumbshit guide to Kancolle Quest

Don't know how to make your own life decision? Do you need people to guide you bit by bit through the game like a kid going into a white van? Wanting to make sure you don't make any mistake because our generation are taught that mistakes are horrible? Wanting to make a perfect account just because.....wtf is a perfect account anyways?

Well, this guide is for you! Just follow this guide step by step and you'll understand what quest to do before you even know it! I'll even tell you what ship to keep!

If you read just the guide below here, I'll tell you how to play the game without YOU NEEDING TO READ ANYTHING!


 * 1) Go to the top of your Kancolle Browser
 * 2) Close that shit
 * 3) You don't play kancolle if you don't read.