Talk:Spring 2015 Event/@comment-24273873-20150421003309/@comment-26988710-20150421023002

'''"HYPE TRAIN DERAILS EN ROUTE TO INDIAN OCEAN

THOUSANDS OF TEITOKUS DEAD

MILLIONS OF KANMUSU LEFT HOMELESS

BAUXITE ECONOMY CRASHES OVERNIGHT"'''

Abyssal witness on the scene comments: "lel git rekt scrubz"