Talk:Nagato/@comment-202.67.46.45-20160730032333/@comment-27639128-20160730093017

Because she attempted to molest cuddle a squirrel unnoticed while she was bathing ,but failed and was seen by an adult mutant ninja snail who happened to pass by. And thus, the news of Nagato's dark secret desire fondness for cute stuff reached the ears of the admirals.

Kuso Teitoku(s) then began to blackmail her into joinning their fleet with photos drawings depicting Nagato's desire for little gi- fondness for cute stuff. But shit happened and the drawings were leaked anyway, so this method no longer work.

But by having a large amounts of DDs and a considerable amount of resource, you might still be able to bribe convince her into joining your fleet.

Alright, I am done.