Talk:Anime/@comment-139.194.123.202-20150222051529

Aight, I've sniffed enough of the good stuff to get my brain juices flowing and neurons firing. Here's how I think Kancolle anime will end:

Fubuki subjugates Wo and conquers her heart in the process. They have hot, steamy wet lesbo sex in the water, then Wo tells her during pillow talk that, actually, Naka-chan is way more popular in the Abyss than in Chinjufu. So to conquer the Abyssals with love and understanding, they outfit Naka with giant speakers and have her sing "Koi no 2-4-11" at the Abyssal fleet. This turns every Abyssal into NKC48 fans and they all switch sides to Chinjufu, but they still don't like TTK, so they kick him outta the base and install Naka as the new TTK.

In the meantime, we find out that humanity has been extinct for a while (except for the TTK, who turns out to be a geriatric old geezer), and that the fairies are in fact the new race of humans who possess magical powers that allow the creation of kanmusu in the template of the old humans. We also learn that millions of fairies have died in the course of the war, their blood staining the oceans red. Actually, that'ss more because fairies dissolve into a puddle of blood when they die.

How's that? I betcha that's what's gonna happen! Wait, wait, lemme get my pills first! I can feel another surge of inspiration coming!