Talk:Summer 2017 Event/@comment-25730832-20170820184049

This rant will be different from others but oh well....

Dear whoever made E-6,

You're probably that dude who's into porn with 6 hours half-assed foreplay and 2 minutes insertion but still came from it in 1 minute. I hope you're subjected to an eternal hell of foreplay from a woman who has a face that is constantly shifting between the uncanny valley and the waifu of your dream, having the foreplay ability  of a stoned sloth while her dirty talk ability is on the level of an educated prostitute with a degree in woman studies. Additionally, you will also be subjected to a hint that this 'she' is actually a 'he', a 'trap' - something that is definitely a part of your sick fetish that your boyfriend left you for - but, you will never know if it is actually a male or a female, forever stuck in the endless cycle of torment where it feels like you almost know but you're not sure if you want to put it in.